Tuesday, July 7, 2015
Your Job Really Does Not Suck...
I think my job sucks.
I think your job sucks...
But wait a second.
Last night when I was getting ready to go for an 11 mile run I turned Animal Planet on.
They were showing jobs that REALLY suck...
The worst being an elephant artificial insemination technician.
First the guy has to get the sample. Yeah... so basically he has to jerk off an elephant.
They showed him doing it!
And if that is not bad enough... he has to "catch" it it a container.
He needs to get 11oz for a good "donation" to get another elephant knocked up. So basically a beer can full of elephant goo if you will.
As if that is not bad enough... He has to transport it!
Imagine going through airport security and having to explain what is in the box... worse yet... how you got it.
He has to deliver said payload.
They showed him, will with basically a special "turkey baster" for female elephants filling her up....
But it gets better... or worse. While he is doing this... doing his part to foster bringing another beautiful elephant life into the world...
She takes a big dump... a juicy one at that, and it lands right on his shoulders and back...
So... maybe our jobs don't suck THAT much... :)
Kinda puts things into perspective, eh?
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the things I had to do as a nurse and people wonder why I chose to leave it.....ReplyDelete
Yeah Kiki... I remember my ER days and the "stuff" that happened... Even as a psych triage guy I ended up in the fray every so often... Bummed I won't see you this weekend.Delete